{"id":1078,"date":"2014-09-05T12:44:48","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T11:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unitelive.org\/?p=1078"},"modified":"2014-09-05T13:36:37","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T12:36:37","slug":"10-easy-ways-spot-rupert-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/?p=1078","title":{"rendered":"10 easy ways to spot a \u00e2\u20ac\u0098Rupert\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 at conference"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p>With the conference season now underway UNITElive wanted to remind delegates to beware of infiltrators like \u00e2\u20ac\u0098Rupert\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, the young Tory whose poor espionage skills landed him in hot water when he tried to spy on board a Labour party battle bus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Young Rupert, who posed as a party activist named \u00e2\u20ac\u0098Ed\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, had only been a member of the Labour party for one day before he surreptitiously boarded a battle bus with young members and Labour MPs to snoop around and report back to his Tory paymasters.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, to prepare for the dangers of lurking Rupert&#8217;s at conference, here are 10 things to look out for \u00e2\u20ac\u201c so you can spot a Rupert should you come across one\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rupert<\/strong><br \/>\n1.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Is suspiciously unsure of his\/her own first name<br \/>\n2.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Is likely to call themselves a popular Labour leader name, like \u00e2\u20ac\u0098Ed\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<br \/>\n3.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Has no idea of their surname<br \/>\n4.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Has been a member of the Labour party for less than 24 hours<br \/>\n5.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Carries a well-thumbed photo of David Cameron in their wallet<br \/>\n6.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Speaks in a goading way \u00e2\u20ac\u201c trying to get you to divulge secrets<br \/>\n7.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Has an extremely unconvincing backstory i.e. none<br \/>\n8.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Unfamiliar with anyone in their claimed Constituency Labour Party<br \/>\n9.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0Frequently refers to \u00e2\u20ac\u015bCentral Office\u00e2\u20ac\u0165 and \u00e2\u20ac\u015bPolitical A-listers\u00e2\u20ac\u0165<br \/>\n10.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0And has a girlfriend called Samantha<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Be careful out there, and remember, you never know who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s listening\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the conference season now underway UNITElive wanted to remind delegates to beware of infiltrators like \u00e2\u20ac\u0098Rupert\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, the young Tory whose poor espionage skills landed him in hot water when he tried to spy on board a Labour party battle bus. &nbsp; Young Rupert, who posed as a party activist named \u00e2\u20ac\u0098Ed\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, had only been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1079,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"wps_subtitle":"Stay alert, stay safe!","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1078"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1082,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1078\/revisions\/1082"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unitelive.test.igniteamt.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}